The Albany Playlist

I come from a small town called Albany Oregon. It is a shitty little town where everybody knows everybody and we all did the same kind of fucked up shit when we were teenagers. I have compiled a short list in tribute to what comes to mind when I think of Albany. If you are from this ghetto hole of a town, please add your two cents. By two cents I mean songs. I'm sure there are a million more.

P.S. You get extra points if these buzz words mean anything to you:

*The park.

*The grange

*Death by a Coat Hanger

*Paradise

*Beast

 

-The Albany Playlist-

1.     Sublime- Smoke Two Joints

“And furthermore Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers”

2.     Tom Petty- Last Dance With Mary Jane

“I feel summer creeping in and I’m tired of this town again”

3.     Deftones- 7 Words

“Shut up, you don’t know me. Shut up you don’t know me. Squeal like a pig when you pig fucking pig fucking”

4.     Mudvayne- Death Blooms

“Cold and silent, soiled face I will wash it all away,

With my love, that's all she's ever needed, from me”

5.     Tool- Ænema

“Fuck your tattoos, fuck all you junkies and fuck your short memory. Learn to swim”

Christianity at its best...

That's right Pat, keep pumping this bullshit into the minds of your minions. Maybe if we are lucky, several more generations of women will continue to be oppressed by your radicalist agenda. They will finally regress to the 1800's, where women were subjugated and where they belong; in the kitchen, anchored to their husband--regardless of the way he treated her-- and as property. Their participation in the workforce will undoubtedly lead to the downfall of capitalism. And of course all woman that want to be counted as equals also want to kill their children. Those sadistic bitches.